Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
 
Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission… DON’T DO IT!
 
Loud Sigh- Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
 
That’s Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
Thanks- This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it; just say “you’re welcome” and back out of the room slowly.

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