Back To School

Teacher’s Back to School Quote

If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time,
All of whom had different needs,
And some of whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble,
And the doctor, lawyer, or dentist,
Without assistance,
Had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months,
Then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.- Donald D. Quinn
 
 

Funny Back to School Quotes

Smartness runs in my family.
When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. 

- Gracie Allen 

When I was in school I was the teacher’s pet. She kept me on a leash and let me sleep at the foot of her desk.

The kids going back to school this year are facing a crucial decision: should they dress like 50 Cent or Hannah Montana?

 

It’s time to get back to the basics and give our children what they really need — reading, writing, arithmetic … Mothers, fathers…..

They’re having a Back-to-School celebration in my neighborhood — with dancing and singing and yelling and jumping up and down. It’s going to last all week. It’s not for the kids — it’s for the mothers.
I think I would have been a better student in elementary school, but every time I raised my hand to answer a question, the teacher sent me to the bathroom.

 

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This post was written by admin on August 5, 2009

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